.<. i drew the fungang in mario

spamtong was getting eaten by a pirrahna plant

(he wants you to do him, so he puts the wings away, and slides under you)

(he grabs you, becomes de angel, and flies you to his window)
(great view)

(he then opens the window, takes you in, and pins you to his bed)

scuffon: (grabs you and takes you outside)
(he drags you into an alleyway, and takes off his shirt)

(he's gonna go by wing lmao)

scuffon: (trying to control his breathing)
(his vest is a bit raised arounf the chest bc his feathers are up as high as they possibly can)

(eifnejfnljsfnjsdnvjlsfjsdjfjsbnijnfnfjsdbfhewjfkwehfwejbgjlrwbghjweggjkwehhjsehfkjwebfvhkew)
(he got bricked, and he's currently trying to hide it)

(he's a bit exited-)

scuffon: (turns bright red)
are you talking about normal owls or-

sire you did NOT draw pornargraphy of me, did you?! 0//0

(OH)
(oopsies)
scuffon: alright
star pumpkin latte .w.

(hmm)

whyld: oh, you make my feathers fluff just saying that~

scuffon: alright-

scuffon: (picks you up)
alright
so
meadow or cafe

scuffon: let's just go >:3
(everyone's gon)

(he wants to be bottom first, then he wants to be on top)
(you notice it's closing time)
scuffon: ah
well
it's time to close
(he mouths: my bed tonight)
(he has a cozy little cottagecore bedroom in the bookstore)
(there's a ladder, and up that ladder is the trapdoor to his room)
(the bed is quite comfy-)

scuffon: alright, lets see...
(he's looking at a clipboard, but you know the actual books aren't on there. he's acting to seem non-sus)
i'm sorry, i'm out of those copies
perhaps try checking tomorrow?
(he gives you the "i'm SO going to ruin those silk sheets tonight~" look)

scuffon: ah, and after that, would "romantic cafe meals" also intrest you, sire?
>vo
and then
"how to care for your owl during mating season"~?
(only you know about his feathers btw)

scuffon: alright
is there anything else (wink)
(he wants to go on a date)
(but you have to tell him what you wanna do using book titles)

scuffon: would anything be of intrest to you, sire-

scuffon: sire
i have customers here-
(wispering) DON'T HINT THAT YOU'RE MY HUSBAND
they know i'm married, but i can't reveal who!
it's FORBIDDEN for you to marry a lowly peasant such as myself
especially since i'm male-

=-=

(scuffon is in his bookstore)
(the smell of new books is comforting)
(he remembers when he first fell in love with whyld)
(and then when whyld bought the sex ed book, then took him to the palace to-)

(he snaps back to reality when the bell at the door rings)