(he undresses, showing the clothing items he's mentioned earlier)

(elevated urge to F*CK)

OJ: sure thing~

(you two arrive)

(yes, best part is it's real)

OJ: you'll see~

OJ: >:3

(he offers you a chocolate laced with a certain drug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OJ: alright, we can go home
(idk if i'll be available but ok)

Jack: it walked in on me and my husband, it's out of commision for a bit.
(he takes the gift, and puts it in his inventory)

Jack: oh...
she's doing wonderfully
my husband has really warmed up to her
i wish you could see her, but children aren't allowed here (shoots a glare at OJ)

OJ: i'm sure she will
Jack: oh great, it's you |:[
OJ: EEEEY JACK :D
Jack: i want to die now.

OJ: c'mon :D

(it feels like you're drowning for a second, then you're on solid ground, dry)

OJ: (the imp traces a circle around his feet, then he falls into a hole, but you can see him standing on the other side, looking down, waiting for reggie to join him)

OJ: leave him alone.

OJ: ... you're a perv.

(i went nappy)
OJ: i will show you just how weird i am if you don't leave

OJ: k, thanks
Jack gave it to me so i can travel to the WV

OJ: twizzy.
...um... have you seen a raw crystal anywhere?