(Yehh...)
Samu: ......

(Bruh- wait-.. HOW THE FU-?)
Samp: A! *runs under the couch*
Samu: hm

Tyomi?

Samu: no. Also how the fuck can u homd her? She as tall as me... well she doesn't eat much so... I think it's that

Samp: ... MAM ^^ *hugs her*
Samu: bruh..

Samu: me neither
Samp: *jumps on Cookie* mam ^^
Samu: She's not ur mother ._.

Samu: Ima take em home *takes them and goes to home*
Lil Samu: now we have biggel family!!!
Oliver: ay ^^
Lil Samp: A ^^ (Ima use Samp because it's shorter)
Samu: tf?..

Samppe: *thinks that it's poison* ...
Lil Samppe: *eats the cookie*
Oliver: tey look veild

Samppe: *starts wagging her broken tail* ^^

Samu: She's being hit by many ppl. I see it all in my dreams :^

Lil Samppe: a! A! A! A!
Samppe: *looks at Cookie and goes behind Samu* hmmmm.. :< *she's scared*
Samu: she won't hurt u like other ppl did...

Samppe: *randomly jumps on Samu*
Samu: AAA!-
Samppe: *acts like a dog. Also looks like trash. She doesn't even have other ear it got ripped off*
Samu: well hello! Don't do that shit again!

Samu: I'm going to take her mother with me because she doesn't have enough brain cells to live alone either *teleports to the forest* okay little idiot, where did u come from? ^^
Lil Samppe: *just sits on the ground*
Samu: ... ._.

Samu: wanna know something cool? ^^

Lil Samppe: a! A! ^^ *jumps and walks around happily on her hand*
Samu: she doesn't have enough brain cells to live alone *drinks hot chocolate* I think we have to go find her mother. Who looks as bad as that thing on ur hand. Samppe is 1 of my versions witch went wrong. And lil Samppe is 1 of the versions which went wrong when I tired to copy lil Samu

Samu: how did u find Samppe's child?
Lil Samu: u know her!? Where is she???
Samu: probably somewhere in the same forest :^

Samu: ...
Oliver: huh?
Lil Samu: hello! I found some1 who looks like me!
Samu: hm?
Lil Samu: ta-daa! She can't really talk tho.. and she lives in forest, so that's why her body is not really okay
Lil Samppe: blah! ^^
Samu: ...

Samu: IDFK!!!!!!!
Oliver: vat'ls vronk?

Samu: why.... why did I.... why did I do that?....

Samu: ... wait-.. WTF DID I JUST DOO??? 💀
Oliver: sometink? I tink