Sam: well I'm not, u're probably just really worried about ur bf *makes the tail and horn disappear*

Sam: what are u saying?? Hehe.. are u thinking that I'm lying?

Sam: y-yeh...... why are u asking?

Sam: he- *gets suspiciously quiet for a bit time* he uh... Idk, I haven't found him yet-..

Sam: the things what I have of ur bf are his tail and his other horn *takes the tail and horn out of nowhere* I also have Lil Samu, she's sleeping in my pocket rn

Sam: u must be mistaken..uhm....I'm not Samu...I don't really even look like him. And this is probably ur son *hold Oliver on his hand*

Ye
Sam: Hello...Cookie...

Uh.. Idk what to reply, lol

Helo

Well why did even comment anything at all on my post if u don't want to tell how u feel?

I don't understand at all but okay Ig

Damn

Oh- why?

Sam: WELL THEN IT'S A MALE BITCH- *stabbing the head*

Sam: BITCH *cuts the soldier's head off*

Sam: Lol! Ye, u did... *sees that they also hit Lil Samu* u fucking.. *face gets fully dark* U FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Sam: ... *confused af*

Sam: I do, this is easy way to get her down
Lil Samu: *comes back* ...
Sam: Tadaa!

Sam: Idk. Ima get that potato down *throws a knife at her*
Lil Samu: *dies*
Sam: nice

Sam: lol I'm thinking the samu but I think we aren't-
Lil Samu: *far away* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sam: oh damn