Sam: Well because I'm bad at speaking english and sometimes I forgot what something meant, yk? Why are u making this thing into drama? It's not that big of a deal, right?
Lil Samu: *confused of everything*

Sam: What!? What are u talking about?? Idk where is! Why are u saying that!??

Cookie?

Sam: huh? No
Lil Samu: *wakes up and comes half way out from the pocket*
Sam: oh! Hello there potato ^^

Sam: I think ur bf is just a ugly weak idiot but Ig I still have to le- I mean! Find him, because there are some ppl who misses him

Sam: well I'm not, u're probably just really worried about ur bf *makes the tail and horn disappear*

Sam: what are u saying?? Hehe.. are u thinking that I'm lying?

Sam: y-yeh...... why are u asking?

Sam: he- *gets suspiciously quiet for a bit time* he uh... Idk, I haven't found him yet-..

Sam: the things what I have of ur bf are his tail and his other horn *takes the tail and horn out of nowhere* I also have Lil Samu, she's sleeping in my pocket rn

Sam: u must be mistaken..uhm....I'm not Samu...I don't really even look like him. And this is probably ur son *hold Oliver on his hand*

Ye
Sam: Hello...Cookie...

Uh.. Idk what to reply, lol

Helo

Well why did even comment anything at all on my post if u don't want to tell how u feel?

I don't understand at all but okay Ig

Damn

Oh- why?

Sam: WELL THEN IT'S A MALE BITCH- *stabbing the head*

Sam: BITCH *cuts the soldier's head off*