Lil Samu: *twerks*

Lil Samu: DA VAK *turns into PiNk FlUfFy UnIcOrN* aeaeaeaee

Lil Samu: *eats the hair*

Lil Samu: *sees Sam alone in the room* vell vhat te hieill?

Lil Samu: *spins to Sam's house* eeeeee

Lil Samu: *starts spinning in air*

Lil Samu: ... putt se's ded..

Lil Samu: hm, dem itt

Lil Samu: JYE JYE! *waits forever* uhmm.. vhen ale tei koming?

Lil Samu: MOTEL VUKKEL! OV KORSE!

Lil Samu: *even louder* GAH DEMMM 👁👄👁

Lil Samu: GAH DEM 👁👄👁

Lil Samu: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHT???? *finds wine* ohhh.. *drinks and throws up* WAGHIÖTDÖSRUSUTDUL4UD

Lil Samu: VAHHHHHHHT????? SEKSUAL HALLASMENTII!?

Lil Samu: hov???? Mi leal mom is ded! Ol do ju men Sam?... VHY IS HI HEL NEV BOIFRIND!?

Lil Samu: Vho ale tei?

Lil Samu: vho?

Lil Samu: Dikk

Lil Samu: Da BALLS

Lil Samu: Da PiNkIDiNkI