Sam: WHY DIDU STEAL HER FROM JAKE!? WHY DID U STEAL JAKE'S TOY????

:]

Sam: play with ur toys then

Sam: *takes lil Samu from her neck* bad girl and u too

Ik lmao

Sam: *teleports behind his window too* that's not nice to watch others doing their things

*bites u*

Lil Samu: *explodes*

Wahhh :(

Lil Samu: *traumatized*

I wish I could bite an actual human

Lil Samu: *looks in his room*

But my neighbors will hear it and I don't want that

Sam: ae.. okay ig

Ye, I want to burn down something and break in some1's house but I can't

Sam: why tho???

Maybe boredooooom WEEEEEE

Lil Samu: *flies somewhere*
Sam: wait wha- why are u gonna spy on him??

Eeeeeee coooooool

Sam: aea oki
Lil Samu: LIT'SS SPI ONN KOST!