Samu: i thought only male deer horns fall or whatever

Samu: idiots. Fuck I didn't hit Gabriel

Oliver: *eats one muffin and is now muffin shaped*
Samu: idk if I love our kids or hate them

Samu: I mean, I died once

Samu: fine. I still don't understand how so sweet girl could date a dude who almost died twice

Samu: I probably look like abusive dad *he chuckled and shoots at Gabriel*

Oliver: *back alive*
Samu: I told ya

Samu: *shots Oliver with a gun then looks outside like nothing happened* i don't know

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdHPDPQv/

Samu: Lil Samu can't die, I don't think Oliver could either

Samu: *throws Oliver on Lil Samu*

Samu: and his.. wife? Ah hell nah. I think he looks better when single
Lil Samu: muofin
Samu: You will never learn to speak right
Lil Samu: mufo
Oliver: *eating grass*
Samu: mf- *grabs Oliver*

Samu: *looks outside* huh gabriel

Samu: I don't think he knows how to talk- nah he shit himself instead
(Idfk)

Samu: because Lil cookie is the weirdest
Lil Samu: .... mufon
Samu: tf kid-

Samu: *looks at the kids* .. ask them

Samu: I can't tell who's the weirdest in this house

Samu: too bad. I am metal *he knocks his arm. He then gives the heart to Charlotte*

Samu: what? Just making stuff out of metal trash

Samu: *throws up a heart shaped metal trash* hell yeah