Samu: i have a nuke
(Idk anymore)

Samu: idk

(Not my first time seeing adult stuff anyways)

Samu: yeah

(No)

Samu: my creator was compaired to monster drinks
Lil Samu: *eats a football*
Samu: rat-

(I got warned by videos yet I still went to check(

Samu: i like animals

(... I saw p##n on tiktok filter)

Samu: 🤨 all creatures are animals tho

Samu: i thought only male deer horns fall or whatever

Samu: idiots. Fuck I didn't hit Gabriel

Oliver: *eats one muffin and is now muffin shaped*
Samu: idk if I love our kids or hate them

Samu: I mean, I died once

Samu: fine. I still don't understand how so sweet girl could date a dude who almost died twice

Samu: I probably look like abusive dad *he chuckled and shoots at Gabriel*

Oliver: *back alive*
Samu: I told ya

Samu: *shots Oliver with a gun then looks outside like nothing happened* i don't know

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdHPDPQv/

Samu: Lil Samu can't die, I don't think Oliver could either

Samu: *throws Oliver on Lil Samu*

Samu: and his.. wife? Ah hell nah. I think he looks better when single
Lil Samu: muofin
Samu: You will never learn to speak right
Lil Samu: mufo
Oliver: *eating grass*
Samu: mf- *grabs Oliver*

Samu: *looks outside* huh gabriel

Samu: I don't think he knows how to talk- nah he shit himself instead
(Idfk)