I will be back, ima ride my bike lol

Lil samu: *bites*

(Even better)

Samu: anyway... *watches Oliver and Lil Samu fight* who's side are u on?

(Good)

Samu: yes *he nukes north korea*

Samu: north korea
(🤭. I need to shit, idk what I'm saying)

.

Samu: i have a nuke
(Idk anymore)

Samu: idk

(Not my first time seeing adult stuff anyways)

Samu: yeah

(No)

Samu: my creator was compaired to monster drinks
Lil Samu: *eats a football*
Samu: rat-

(I got warned by videos yet I still went to check(

Samu: i like animals

(... I saw p##n on tiktok filter)

Samu: 🤨 all creatures are animals tho

Samu: i thought only male deer horns fall or whatever

Samu: idiots. Fuck I didn't hit Gabriel

Oliver: *eats one muffin and is now muffin shaped*
Samu: idk if I love our kids or hate them

Samu: I mean, I died once

Samu: fine. I still don't understand how so sweet girl could date a dude who almost died twice

Samu: I probably look like abusive dad *he chuckled and shoots at Gabriel*

Oliver: *back alive*
Samu: I told ya

Samu: *shots Oliver with a gun then looks outside like nothing happened* i don't know