(I made the thing ballerina)
Samu: lmao

https://ibb.co/bgN3GVgN

Gabriel: kick my crotch, let the kid bite me, and other stuff
Samu: ... I'm a robot.. I don't breath or have bones

Gabriel: deserved

*Gabriel flung Samu into a tree*

*Samu and Gabriel Fighting like 2 brothers*
Lil Samu: me sule tey flom same famili

Gabriel: Why always ME!? Can't a man be worried?
Samu: I thought Lil Samu didn't even have teeth?.. but anyway- you're trying to be better than me! I am the original!
Gabriel: I'm older
Samu: uh uh- Well I don't have any real age!
Gabriel: I'm still older, at least mentally

(Lol)

Samu: AY!
Gabriel: too bad, Sam Sam. You act like Dave from Dave vs
Samu: SHUT TO FUCKING MOUTH. AND WTH IS THAT NICKNAME
Gabriel: you're just jealous that I know how to act- AAAAA!
*Gabriel got bitten by Lil Samu*

(She told me mins later)

Gabriel: but why-
Samu: Gabby, stop acting like a concered boyfriend
Gabriel: at least I care for her healt unlike you
Samu: STOP ACTING LIKE A BOYFRIEND I SAID

I'm too u idiot

How the hell

Gabriel and Samu: what-

( https://ibb.co/d4Y1K20c )

What could exactly slow you down from replying

Gabriel: uhh.. no.. I only programmed all things from his living brain to robotic brain
Samu: haahhhahaahaahaa!!

Gabriel: so prince/king can't be a gentelman now? How kind
Samu: eh

Might as well take a hammer

Gabriel: ... Is there anyway I could make it up to you?
Samu: tryna steal ma GIRL!?
Gabriel: what, no?

5 hours.. Thanks ig

You lied.. it's been 3 hours

(Probably in another 6 fucking hours :| )
Gabriel: .. I'm aware, ma'am

(I remember)
Gabriel: ... and.. I finally was able to fix my own voice box.. I was rude back then tho.. hn.. still haven't won a war ..