(Talking with 3 ppl and doing chores or sum)

Samu: not my fault Lil cookie was fighting with my god

Samu: How was I supposed to know! I was literally drop kicked from heaven

Samu: well why giving her flowers
Lil Samu: who tis guy

*Samu being jealous af and leaves back to his shit home because he's dramatic sometimes*
Lil Samu: *grooming oliver because yes*

Oh dear-

Samu: why did he act like- whatever
Lil Samu: papa jelous
Samu: shut up rat
Lil Samu: watevel gilaffe

Samu: *shocked* am I being cheated on..?
Lil Samu: meibi
Samu: I was talking to myself-
Lil Samu: *shrug*

Yeah- holy moly

Samu: *looks up and then at Lil Samu* stop, that ain't helping
Lil Samu: 🖕
Samu: .. uhm

Samu: ... what.. now-
Lil Samu: *splits herself in half and now there's 2 of her*
Samu: ... that doesn't help-
Real Lil Samu: *starts shaping the other one into Lil Cookie*

Samu: *doesn't know what to do (just like me irl)*
Gabriel: *leaves to probably kill more idk*

Gabriel: *just staring in anger*
Samu: u- uh a- ... um..

Gabriel: *might have ripped Lil Cookie apart with a knife*
Samu: 😨

Samu: I wouldn't want Gabriel to get too angry- *runs*
(Well Gabriel was always in same universe with Samu and is gaining power to rule a kingdom, idk, but it's been like that for a year)

Samu: Wh- GABRIEL-! NO- NO EATING GABRIEL! HE'S A LITERAL GOD IN MY UNIVERSE
(I'm still trying to make Gabriel and Samu into something I think fits lmao)

Gabriel: .. I'm 180cm tall. You can't just eat me

Samu: *takes her to bath*

Gabriel: *he took off his tail, horns and wings and turned into a human*

Samu: *picks her up*
Gabriel: *looks at Lil Cookie* hello kid, wanna see what I can do?

Samu: well true but you need a shower, there's leafs, sticks and like that in your hair and wings