(You would never believe what Gabriel is tryna do)
Samu: *looks outside*

Samu: AA-! *falls as the ground shook for some reason*

Samu: yes, in my universe, he could Destroy his earth
Lil Samu: he stlong
Samu: no shit
...
Samu: anyway, what did Luke's god do?

Samu: god of anything

Samu: *hears thunder* that's either just thunder or Gabriel

(Yaps)
Samu: hn
Lil Samu: he dlamatik

(WHATTT THE FUCKKK)
Samu: THEN BREAK UP WITH ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME

Samu: *just stands there*

(Talking with 3 ppl and doing chores or sum)

Samu: not my fault Lil cookie was fighting with my god

Samu: How was I supposed to know! I was literally drop kicked from heaven

Samu: well why giving her flowers
Lil Samu: who tis guy

*Samu being jealous af and leaves back to his shit home because he's dramatic sometimes*
Lil Samu: *grooming oliver because yes*

Oh dear-

Samu: why did he act like- whatever
Lil Samu: papa jelous
Samu: shut up rat
Lil Samu: watevel gilaffe

Samu: *shocked* am I being cheated on..?
Lil Samu: meibi
Samu: I was talking to myself-
Lil Samu: *shrug*

Yeah- holy moly

Samu: *looks up and then at Lil Samu* stop, that ain't helping
Lil Samu: 🖕
Samu: .. uhm

Samu: ... what.. now-
Lil Samu: *splits herself in half and now there's 2 of her*
Samu: ... that doesn't help-
Real Lil Samu: *starts shaping the other one into Lil Cookie*

Samu: *doesn't know what to do (just like me irl)*
Gabriel: *leaves to probably kill more idk*