Trynq Destroy the heart even if he can't because he doesn't have much control oc it since this isn't his universe

(You would never believe what Gabriel is tryna do)
Samu: *looks outside*

Samu: AA-! *falls as the ground shook for some reason*

Samu: yes, in my universe, he could Destroy his earth
Lil Samu: he stlong
Samu: no shit
...
Samu: anyway, what did Luke's god do?

Samu: god of anything

Samu: *hears thunder* that's either just thunder or Gabriel

(Yaps)
Samu: hn
Lil Samu: he dlamatik

(WHATTT THE FUCKKK)
Samu: THEN BREAK UP WITH ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME

Samu: *just stands there*

(Talking with 3 ppl and doing chores or sum)

Samu: not my fault Lil cookie was fighting with my god

Samu: How was I supposed to know! I was literally drop kicked from heaven

Samu: well why giving her flowers
Lil Samu: who tis guy

*Samu being jealous af and leaves back to his shit home because he's dramatic sometimes*
Lil Samu: *grooming oliver because yes*

Oh dear-

Samu: why did he act like- whatever
Lil Samu: papa jelous
Samu: shut up rat
Lil Samu: watevel gilaffe

Samu: *shocked* am I being cheated on..?
Lil Samu: meibi
Samu: I was talking to myself-
Lil Samu: *shrug*

Yeah- holy moly

Samu: *looks up and then at Lil Samu* stop, that ain't helping
Lil Samu: 🖕
Samu: .. uhm

Samu: ... what.. now-
Lil Samu: *splits herself in half and now there's 2 of her*
Samu: ... that doesn't help-
Real Lil Samu: *starts shaping the other one into Lil Cookie*