P.k: right, no fighting and no cursing.

[they'd follow after him]

P.k: wait I don't look presentable! *vanishes and comes back with his hair in a low ponytail and a tuxedo on* I gotta look like I mean business, a baggy shirt and pants isn't exactly the first impression.
Sj: you don't need to impress anyone, this is a one time thing for you.
P.k: just let me enjoy this moment, I never did have a proper education

p.k: yeah no cursing at children Jordan
sj: it was one time!

P.k: *raises his hand* I wanna come

Sj: me too!

P.k: *small wheeze*

Sj: did they tell you why?

Sj: *picks Anthony up* what happened?

P.k: *low whistle* someone’s in trouble

Sj: hey kiddo, welcome to the castle!
P.k: more like a dump
Sj: like your room is any better!
P.k: ouch, right in the feels

Sj: no, no! He’s trying to win you over Anthony!
P.k: *crosses his arms* I’m not trying to win anyone over you man child
Sj: I’m, offended!

P.k: Yeah! You hurt me and my precious feelings *wipes a fake tear* how could you?
Sj: today is not bully jordan day!
P.k: *falls back and just leans, seemingly as if he was gonna fall with the front of his hand over his forehead* I’m feeling faint, you honestly think I care

Sj: okay okay *sets Anthony down and appears on his bed* rise and shine project *kicks their side, having them fall off the bed*

P.k: mother fu— *hits the floor and just lays there mumbling a string of profanities*

Sj: if they show the capability, we train them, take it real easy, it gets dangerous being here. You never know

Sj: I can take them on missions with me, but that’s not exactly safe. Father expects me to keep up with my work

Sj: I know, I’d promise to do better but we both know that’s a broken promise

Ty ty

Sj: I don’t mind a challenge

Sj: I don’t think parenting was suppose to be easy

Exactly 😔

Sj: *pokes Anthony’s forehead* be nice.

Sj: nothin wrong with eatin the seeds, love *picks up Anthony and holds them in his arms*

Sj: great minds think alike *makes the rest of the food disappear*