Dj: (smiles more) I know you won’t.

Sj: looks like the kiddos awake

Dj: (smiles) then I’m sure you wouldn’t mind Will being on your tail about it, He’s pretty persuasive.

Sj: (deadpans) of all people

Dj: none of us want to go to school, but look at where we are now! Some of us are managing..others, not so much… schools important y’know? Even if it’s pretty shitty, hahah

Sj: that doesn’t mean you will have an out with high school just because Jay didn’t attend all that much

Sj: I was homeschooled, ..I think.

Dj: your suspension will be over sooner than you know it, and with that, you’ll be able to leave the house freely, Raven

Dj: (pats Raven with her free hand)

Sj: (sighs) that’s..understandable.

Dj: (frowns)

Sj: this is why I hate schools.

Sj: well, that’s fair, and you by all means can wear a skirt kiddo, the other kids are just losers.

Dj: that’s one way to put it..?

Sj: it’s good to see you’re alright kiddo, and babe, Is Raven upset with you?

Dj: (frowns softly)

Sj: you…slammed into a tree?—

Dj: (smiles) hello Raven!

Sj: (grins) that means your canines are coming in no?

Dj: yeah! Puppy!

Sj: true, hey kiddo, what have you been up to as of late?

Dj: I’m half wolf, so something like that, yeah!

Sj: (internally dying cause he was misgendering Jason) still, the kid had it coming.

Dj: that’s right!

Dj: eh?? No, I’m a girl today!

Sj: good, that’s good. I don’t see what the problem is? If anything they should congratulate her,

Dj: that’s fair, (looks at Lucas and smiles) I’m alright!

Sj: what for?

Dj: (frowns) but then why would they consent and have a kid?
Sj: (flicks his forehead) they were drunk, you dunce.
Dj: yeah, I guess. It just doesn’t make sense, even in a drunken state there’s always that conscious thought, no?

Dj: ah, yeah! (Takes Lucas and holds them carefully)
Sj: one night stand kinda thing?
Dj: don’t be so insensitive Jordan! They could’ve had some kind of relationship, right?
Sj: you poor thing.

Sj: mmhm,
Dj: I don’t remember Jeff having a kid? He has a
Significant other???

Dj: bye bye Jeff!
Sj: (crosses his arms) if anything, I wanted to kill him.
Dj: (stares at Lucas back, a small smile on his face) and look where that got you, Jessica’s here too now, I don’t see you trying to kill her?
Sj: (shrugs) she’s so emotionless, so I don’t bother.

Bruhh