Will: (awkwardly pats their back)

Will: sure, I’m a bunny

Will: (nervous smile)

Will: (holds them gently and keeps them from his tails reach)

Will: (pulls his tail away) I can uhm.. yeah, I can try- er, attempt to yeah

Will: (nods) okay

Will: (nods in acknowledgment) ..bunny?

Will: right.. yeah, the br- sorry- can…can they walk yet?

Will: yeah, I know, my aggressive nature wasn’t really helping, it’s uh..hard to talk so someone politely when you’re not calm, especially to a kid no less.

Will: (panics) I am SO sorry!- no I’m n- okay listen I’m rea- really sorry, it came out, I’m sorry! That lit—(groans and pulls at his horns) sorry!- they showed up and I got scared!

Will: AH SH— oh, hello

Will: (nods in appreciation)

NO STOP I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION, IVE LITERALLY ROLEPLAYED WITH HIM SO MUCH ITS JUST THAT ONE WORD I CANT REMEMBER

will: raw, please

Will: (nods)

Will: big chunk of meat. Er- fuck umh, if you can, please?

Sj: (perks up) Kay! (Disappears)

Sj: (grumbles)

Sj: (sulks) this is all your fault Will…

Will: oooh, that was hilarious (falls to the floor, still giggling)

Sj: (embarrassed) babe! Don’t laaauugh, I thought he was something else!

Will: (giggling) you’re such a wuss, I literally just stood there!

Sj: (screams, having spotted Will thinking they were something else) YOU ASSHOLE!

Will: (clutching his stomach and wheezing) yo-your scream!