Sj: (holds them gently) like the mooshroom cows!

Sj: mushroom!

Sj: (grins) …pot

Sj: like a chihuahua

Sj: (kisses them in return) that is..a big box!

Yessirr

:’)

I’m just going to not exist at this point

Sj: thank you! (takes the gift gingerly with one hand and hands them his gift with the other) I’m not all that good with thinking of gifts so I tried!

[inside is a small handcrafted ring with their name carved into it, a hoodie [of your choice] and a blanket)

Sj: as do I! ..I think!

YEAH I DID

YES, HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THEM :DDD

👌👌👌

Damn, lucky!

DAMN—

Yes 💀

No need to rub it in 😭

>:(

😭😭😭😭

I take it back