Jess: unfortunately.
Jasper: feel ya
Jess: ..who—

Will: yes! I’ve been working hard!
Imp: (scowls) do not touch me!

Sj: (immediately heads over to them and just cuddles into them)

Sj: fine.. (Grabs Jaspers wrist and follows Jay)

Will: I get aggressive with it, Er.. imagine..England! But worse! No not the place-

Sj: cuddle.

Will: he’s a shitty gr- sorry! He’s like the grinch! It’s funny

Sj: mmhm

Jasper: sure!

Sj: Jessica’s gonna eat him.

Jasper; (shrugs) the nanny we had was strict

Sj: oh great, a sibling with a functional family.

Jasper: Funny! My mom was just really busy so they figured why not hire a nanny to keep *their* kid busy, and bam! New strict mom

Will: ehh…there he goes. Oh well!

Sj: I’m alright,

Jasper: nice to meet you, welcome to the family! As dysfunctional as it is

Sj: (looks mortified) no…

Jasper: eh-heh..guilty as charged!

Imp: you’re sticking your nose in something you shouldn’t be involved in you—

Will: (grabs the shadow by the neck and pushes them back) you shouldn’t be involved im this either. You’re not family. (Turns to Lui with a smile) shadows, huh? Thinking they’re all that hahah! Don’t mind them, they’re usually arrogant little SHITS who like to change stuff! You have a right to your emotions bud, don’t worry ^^

Sj: WH- I DON’T KNOW??? DAD NEVER SAID ANYTHING
Jasper: (gasp) OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND- NO, HUSBAND!! THATS SO COOL IM SO PROUD OF YOU JOJO!
Sj: HUH?!

Sj: [what a bother..]

Imp: ((YES IM GIVING HIM AN APPEARANCE NOW)) (solidifies himself dangerously close to Lui) alright buddy you’ve asked enough questions! Didn’t you know curiosity killed the cat? (The crescent of his eyes narrowed)

Sj: my father.

Sj: [sure.] yeah yeah, don’t need to keep spouting how much I wasn’t there and how much of a shitty person I was and still am. Those events believe me, hurt to no end. If I had it my way I’d have eaten the ones behind it alive. I’ll do better.

Will: see, there we go! (Wraps an arm around their neck and gives them a quick noogie) in other words you're a dick Jojo!

Sj: (raises a brow) you could’ve said it from the start about what you thought of me instead of talking about it behind my back. I’m not gonna deny it, I am horrible, both parental wise and partner wise. If I hadn’t cared about anyone else, don’t you think someone would be dead now?

Sj: (frowns) it’s nothing I haven’t heard anyway, he’s wasting his breath.

Will: (gestures Lui to stand closer to Jordan) [show you actually want to talk to him, prick]

Will: I like that about Jay, it won’t get him killed in the end. ..usually. On a side note, it’s not the fucking hard to- sorry, it’s not hard to just *talk* to Jojo you know that right? Look at odis! Who- who’s p.k by the way- Jojo hates Odis and always comments how he’s gonna shoot him but he never pulls it through right? Cause-.. cause he’s actually stubborn enough to *stay* and talk to him

Will: ah- er— well, Jojo- hah, get it? Jojo refer- okay lemme stop. But Jojo just..does things in his own way I guess…? He was raised a lot differently out of all of us, which isn’t an excuse, but he just doesn’t get social cues. But..I can admit he’s a dick, like you— sorry- but you..haven’t really talked to him?

I forgot to color his eyes