P.k: seriously.

Void: (salutes and poofs)

Void: crystal clear lieutenant.

P.k: so he just…gets off with a warning?

Void: the pipsqueak bit me so I bit them back and they didn’t like it.

P.k: which you deserved.

Void: oh no. I think I just hit my expiration date. (Poofs)

P.k: (shrugs)

P.k: (low whistle) not if his husband gets to void first.

Void: uh- uh- close your eyes shut your mouth, dream a dream and get us out—

Void: (drops them)

Void: yup. (Bites their hand back gently)

P.k: (deadpan)

P.k: (stiffens) maybe.

Void: quit squirming.

Void: yeah yeah, cry all you want.

P.k: Easy, hatchlings.

P.k: yes, of course.

Void: your dads out kid. I’ll be sure to write them a letter.

Void: I think he’s out pipsqueak.

P.k: (eyes widen) three whole days?!

P.k: than I’m stumped,

Void: (deadpan)

Void: you started it you rat goblin.

P.k: fifty bucks.

P.k: (grins and stuffs his hands into his pants pockets) that’s sweet of your, really.

Void: (sneezes)

Void: (groans)

P.k: (smiles softly) Mikki likes Christmas, too.

Void: (grimaces) don’t touch me.

P.k: (shrugs) I never understood the whole Christmas shtick, if we were lucky, we got the chance to go out.

Void: I doubt you’re going to get one.

P.k: knowing masky, he’d be into that.

THAN KYOU

Hap bithdayj

Some people just don’t mature as they get older, 💀