R: Do it.

R: uhh- you turned into a pile of shit. Can you do that?

R: How would I know?

Pp 😍😳🙄

R: *Enters the house like an emo baddie*

R: You said you were walking!

R: *Pulls up at the house and gets out of the car*

Oh epic
Aha I love this

(Pfft)

R: *Still driving*
(Lmao that ok)

Omg this is so cute
Sorry I didn’t see this earlier it’s amazing hehe 🦶👶🦶

(I’m back-)

R: *Drives*

(I gotta go shopping so I’ll be back in a couple of hours- also 1268 comments damn)

R: *Starts the car and drives*

R: fine. You can walk *Goes back to the car*

R: *laughs* why not?

R: I watched someone getting bugs pulled out of their butthole, and I did lots of things as a kid

R: yeah until they climb in your ass. Now let’s go

R: I’m sorry-.. you should get up-.. there are bugs