No

A bracelet

I live like 40 minutes away from the city and it’s shit. That’s like the only actual city in my state other than Launceston which is like 2 hours away

I want to see real boobs but I can’t because it’s Saturday and I can’t go outside and and just watching porn isn’t enough I can’t get aroused anymore because I’ve watched too much porn I need real boobs

Man sounds chill

I don’t live on the mainland so there’s nothing cool and everyone gets fucking rolled and shit, but it’s cool like we get free stuff

Australia

Oh at the coles next to my school there’s like a section of twiggy sticks and next to it they also sell like meat from the same company, they have like cow, pig and kangaroo heads

Do they also make frozen cow heads

Haha they look so long and innocent in that stupid packaging lmao what the fuck

So how do they make it

So like beef twiggy sticks?
Also no, I’m not American.

Isn’t that dog food?

I don’t know what beef jerky is

Oh that sounds incestuous dw

Please finish the sentence

I wish my mother and I weren’t related

I relate to quagmire

Huihs idk 😝

How lmfao