-a big tree branch thats really heavy falls and hits me- !? -wakes up- AAH!! WH- HUH..? OH.. -sees the tree branch- -gets it off-

what was this all about anyway?

-puts machete back- >:l

noice

-falls out of the chair but is still asleep- -curls into a ball while on the ground to get comfortable-

this is very good

-gets out a machete and walks toward tongue-

k good -closes eyes and falls asleep-

Yeah ig your right

GODAMIT DONT MAKE ME PULL OUT MY MACHETE!

i dont understand how or why i came up with that

.....O H.....

-opens one eye- uhm you ok?

-sits down on a chair trying to forget everything that just happened and rests eyes-

LMFAO

as my old man would always say, "YEETY AND MEATY"

DONT COMMIT YEET, ITS VERY YEETY

meh too

O-OH.. (sorry late post my wifi was out)

W- WHY DID YOU EVEN DO THIS..?