uhm.... i am going to have to stab this man.

listen, i dont know you, BUT GET SOME REST FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR HEALTH.

what is it like living in Sydney? cuz i live on the litteral other side of the world from you over in Southern Texas where the weather is fucking inane anyway yeah.

me too, hey i have a Q U E S T I O N

a p o t a t o

(idk what made me think potato but yeh)

.

Ok.

yah

okiiiii wats the story)

i have no idea, oh wait, yes i do! *gets out my same bbq and cooks FOOD*

oki

what?

yeah no shit

ew indeed- *the body starts to rot more* holy fuck that smell! *disposes of the body*

wait a second they might had not been a demon i gotta check. *poors holy water on their dead body and i shrivles up and rots* yep they were a demon.

me: yeah. *pulls out a shotgun with bullets covered in holy water and cocks the shotgun*

another person: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

me: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! *shoots them in the face with the shotgun*

the person: k thanks *goes back to car and puts gasoline in it and drives away*

me: so they werent a demon.. huh.

the person: i dont think so-

me: I STILL DONT TRUST YOU!!!

The person: okay do yall have gasoline that i could use for my broken down car or not?,

me: yeah-

a random person: hi i was just wondering if yall had any gasoline my car broke down-

me: I DONT TRUST YOU!!! *hides behind shadowraker and points a cross at the person*

the person: ._.

did i hillucinate or did he just actually melt-