FUCK!

fuck you

why? :<

i wanna stab somone

or i will kill 63 orphans and then cut off your tongue

well murderous robot frog CANT

what now?

a depressed guy: *ties a noose and puts it to the top of a tree*

me: if you kill yourself.... I WILL MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!

the depressed guy: D: *slowly walks away from the noose*

a cop: your under arrest!! *points a gun at me*

me: BE QUIET, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! *rips his vocal cords out and lets him lay there and bleed to death*

me: oki! :p *chokes the robber so hard that he dies*

the robber: *dead*

me: imbisiles like this poor, unfortunate young man here are a bad influense to the world of wich this IDIOT has been put upon!!!!! therefore they must be cleared to influense a better living area!!!!!!!!!!!

the robber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: yeah-

a robber: *points a gun at me* YOU GETTIN MUGGED, KID!!!

Me: NO!!!!!!!! *Cuts open his stomach and then strangles him with his own guts*

yeah actually, though i've felt pain before, that makes sense! (ye)

yep

yeah i think so, because also i have insane injuries that should kill any human being

due to the strange thought that i can't die, because just an hour ago i put my head through a noose and hung myself, however, i didnt die, in fact, i was just fine, i even shot myself, but no, i was fine!

the weird thing is, i don't feel like killing myself

im ok! i feel strange in a way, but im ok!

hru?

hi