Eh i prefer Samsung smart fridges

dab I saved a fish from drowning in the water
aren't I a hero.

Oh yeah can't forget the widescreen tv

Wow bro ive only done toothbrush handles pencils and fingers

Im about to show my parents that im doing it so they will be proud

Lucky I always wanted to do that

Your speaking too much facts for me too handle

Wait but that confuses me how is weather a woman when i always get the babes. I have these strong muscels beutiful hair and light blue eyes and ovwr a dodecicilion dollars and is deemed the no. 1 coolest chad on earth.
Meaning I get soooooo many girls
Why is weather not one of my admirers
I doubt weather is even female

no
mommy says the dumber I am the longer I stay a baby but I dunno what that means

I dont know anything yet I waa only born 11 years ago 😔

I gotta go change my pamper 😔

WEATHER IS A WOMAN?

gren japen get shoot 😢

Weather?

that man deadass said "fuck it im oit of here" and slowly faded his ass out the friend group and wiped oir memory of him 💀

that mofo dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

*dodges*

Dab. Today is the current date Saturday april 9th at 10:17 Am 2022
Dab. As you can see I am getting all the bitches and you are not
Dab I have made you proud by being better than you

Remember kids.

encanto+turning red < The boss baby

Remember kids.

encanto+turning red < The boss baby

Oh wow thats coo-

im a pillow

thats a whole milk jugs worth of blood 💀