because i want to be cool

this guy in my discord dms is weird
hes like 17 and this was a conversation we had:
him: 'im gonna take a shower brb'
me: okay have fun
him: join me if you want
me: why would i want to do that?
him: Wait how old are you again
me: 13 years old
him: Oh crap never mind. My bad bro I thought you were older
-he leaves to shower-
him: Haha yea sorry bro
him: Wait um do u trade lol

ive not grown since 4th grade ha ha ha

i shoved a tampon up my butt hellp

MY FRIEND SAID IM NOT AS COOL AS HER CUZ I DONT GET CALLED PRINCESS

too much reading

i got nitro on discord from being a discord kitten im so rich

my brother got his penis stuck in a chinese finger trap

good morning

i am speedrunning doing all the math jognog quiziz to be albert einstine

lmk if you wanna see my drawing of queen elisebeth buff

btw i skipped a grade

penis juice

i just realised that table salt isnt a compound its a mixture

so uh

like a good naighbor state farm is there

so uh i did something dumb

🧃

save 15% or more on car insurance with geico

jake from state farm