Ghost weather: NOOOOO MOM DISAPPEARED!!

*dunks you in water*

*throws water on you*
Ahhaha

Ghost weather: where's mom?

Ghost weather: I committed suicide and you're still being a asshole?!?!

Ghost weather: *cries*

Ghost weather: COULD HAVE GAVE ME MY DAMN HEADPHONES!!

Weather: *fucking dead because you won't give me my fucking headphones >:(*

Weather: *still dead*

Weather: *dead on floor*

Weather: *commits suicide*

Weather: I'LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY HEADPHONES BACK!

Weather: *picks dab up and throws him at you*

Weather: *throws even more books at you*

Weather: *throws books at you*

Weather: so... You've chosen... D E A T H
(I'm not actually gonna kill you)

Weather: *chases you* *knocks you down* GIVE ME MY HEADPHONES!!

(WELL BOOKS EXIST AND I'LL BASH PEOPLES BRAINS IN WITH EM!)

Weather: *throws book at you* STOP!

Weather: *pulls out a knife*