*uno reverse*
*Skips your turn*

*your car explodes killing only you*

Yeah!

*your car breaks down immediately*

Thorn come in my van!

Lies.

I'll buy you anything you want!

Mine!
I'll take you to the candy store!

Come on dude.
I'm actually taking thorn to the candy store

That makes no sense.

Why would a cloud kidnap a flower?

I'm not a fucking kidnapper.

You sound insane
Me and thorn are buddies
I would never kill my friends!

Let's go to the candy store!
Get anything you want!

I was actually gonna take them to the candy store.

I won't kidnap you!

Let's go into my white van!

I would never hurt you!

Why
Would
I
Poison
A
Child?

NO IT'S NOT!