*snaps Jay's neck again*
Shut.

Sorry-..

Freak.

Go touch some children freak.

STOP TOUCHING CHILDREN YOU FREAK!

The news says "eyebrow top is wanted in 50 states"

You're wanted in 50 states.

You're 40 years old.

The news says "a 40 year old man named "eyebrow top" has been caught touching a child"
You're a pedophile.

Ayo why are you on the news?

I don't even know how to edit photos
So that's not fake
You pedophile.

Nope.

*shows a photo of eyebrow top touching a child*

I have proof that you're a pedophile.

Cap.
You're definitely a pedophile.

You're a pedophile.

How are you alive?!

*dodges the bullet*
*Cuts eyebrow tops head off*

*turns around*
*Stabs eyebrow top*

*throws eyebrow top off a cliff*
Bye... Eyebrow top.