Everything is wrong

*shaking in fear*

No.

*hurts you*

DON'T HURT MEH PWEASE

*fears you*

Meat.

*looks at you*
YOU'RE SCARY-

What's that-?

Dinosaur

I agree.

They're aiming a gun at me, help, I'm being forced to be happy, if I don't say some bullshit I'll fucking die.
Life is so poggers!

Toaster

I'm being forced to be happy, help.
Life is great!

Amazing.

I'm not even reading what you're saying, I'm just saying words.
Poggers.

Life isn't hell!
Life is great and fun!
I'm being forced to be happy!

I'm not lying!
Life is so poggers!

Cool.

I'm not being sarcastic at all!
Life is so fun and great, I totally wanna live!
I love hugs!
They're very great!