(What rp do u wanna do instead?)

(We can do a different rp if u want)

(Depresso?)

Me: *eats the diaper*

Me: *touches the diaper*

Me: what do I do with this diaper?

Me: *goes into the water and swims to New York*

Me: ok master *breaks iron mask off*

Me: Ow- what now master

Me: Okay master

Me: *kisses road*

Me: I would rather wear the iron mask, master

Me: But I don't want to die master

Me: *hypnotised*

Me: *hypnotises the cop* I order you to not do that :)

Me: Nah :) *hypnotises the cop*

Me: Uhh.. that was a guy who I hypnotised, I made him dress up as a baby and shaved his hair off and made him suck a pacifier and then put him in quicksand

Me: Hm? *answers phone* hello?

Me: Haha there we go, bye bye baby

Me: Good *puts you back in the quicksand* Now sink fully this time and don't try to get out you dumb baby *puts pacifier in your mouth*