*accidentally runs into a street lamp and dies*

*running away*

*screams and runs out of the prison*

*slides through the cell bars*

*cries*

*falls over*

I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL AGAIN
*Runs*

OH GOD-

*shoves a bomb down your throat*

This app is stupid-

Bruh-

W h y
I s
T h i s
A p p
S o
B u g g y ?

Stranger: *takes the money"

Oh-
I will stab you.

Oop, I will eat you.

*picks you up and yeets you*

Magic

Nah, I'm weather.
Top is meh friend.

I eat children.

I'm not a cannibal!
*Has a stroke*