I-
For real?

Wait, you're a furry sir?

S I R
S H A L L
I
K I L L
T H E
F U R R I E S ?

I can't die.

ಠ◡ಠ

Okay sir.

I'm not a demon idiot.

Is it alright if I call you "sir"?

*bullet passes through my head*
I'm a ghost.

How are you?

Help me charlie, life is pain, I can't see, every movement I make is agony, please help me charlie, I am suffering, please end my suffering, I want to die, I have no eyes, help, Please.

Hi!

*dies*

I don't have eyes, my eyes are non-existent.

*hugs drift*

Okay, top.

*Sad noises*

My eyes aren't leaking, they're sweating.

AAAAAAA

*pretends to be sad*
HELP ME DRIFT
SPRINGLOAD HURT MEEEE