It's not good
It's probably very bad for me
It's not carbonated at all
And I hate blue.

Why should I drink this garbage?

I didn't do anything.

No,

I wasn't gonna do anything tho.

*appears next to you*
Why are you doing this?

I can breathe underwater.
I don't have lungs.

*bleeds*
That didn't hurt :|

*uno reverse*

Good.

*licks you*

By drinking it.

*murders you*

Yes.

I have banned ✨ T H E L I Q U I D ✨
If you drink it you will be killed immediately.

*cries*

Hi

Okay-...

*snaps your neck*
( Y E P )

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