No u

You alive?

What do you mean?-

Have you commited any crimes?

I'm wanted in 53 states 😞

Good night mom!-

I can't.

I might have kidnapped 50 kids.

the cops are at my house.

Fuck.
Uh.
Anyways, uh, I love you-

Oh god it is Tuesday

nice.
wait it's Tuesday?

uh, what day is it?
I've lost track of time.

*alive*

Yeah.
But now he's in brazil

*dies*

okay-
and idk why.

Do you still love me?-

Oh okay-
I have a question-

It's fine-
Whats wrong?
And I'm doing good-