*slaps him*

Thanks-
Also, do you like cheese?

I didn't make a delivery-

I am sick-

That's good-
I'm doing bad-

How are you-

Y e s

Hi potato-

Every day there's 1 cheeseburger in my mailbox, but today, there's 2, so no, it's not normal-

Hi.

Wha-

*revives the Corpse*

You sure you're fine?-
I'm doing good-

*shoots the corpse 500 times with the Remington 870*

Hru-

I can fix that
*Pulls out a Remington 870*

Uh-
Hi again I guess-

HOW DARE YOU BE DEAD?!
*shoots the corpse 50 times*

*shoots the corpse*

Hru-