*walks away*

*uno reverse card*
I always have a uno reverse card no matter what
*gone forever*

*uno reverse card*
*disappears*

*uno reverse card*
*runs*

*runs away*

*gives you the fish*

oh god

YOU! ME! GAS STATION! What are we getting for dinner!? Sushi of course. UH OH! There was a roofy inside of our gas station sushi, we blackout and wake up in the sewer, we're surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means: FISH ORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We're gonna fight it, bare handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution!? Over throw the government!? UHh I THINK SOO. Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, FLY into the sun, blackout again, WAKE UP, do a bump, WHITEOUT (which I didn't know you could do), smoke a joint, GREENOUT, TURN INTO THE SUN!

holy shit
also
Joe got ligma :(((

*becomes god*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*shoots you 5 times with a shotgun*

AH BLOOD!
*hits you with the hammer 50 times*

*grabs a hammer and hits the fly with it*

Alright

*pulls out the other microwave*

*microwaves the cheese*

*microwave noises*

That's good-
I'm doing good I guess-

*stabs you*

*grabs you*
buy the entire Walmart