Peter: -looks down- we've been dating for 9 months... A baby takes 9... It wasn't that long ago ballora, -he shoots an angry glare at Freddy- (oh geez he's gonna get it)

Peter: I am no longer responsible for what Mikey does. My hands are clean. Me: here's another question, how to far people have sex? Peter: THATS ENOUGH FROM YOU -throws his scarf at me-

Peter: haha! Yes I do! That's why I came. -wiggles a little bit more of him through- Jesus why are your windows so small?! -huffs- (lol sorry if I'm really detailed in my comments I like it that way)

Peter: -gasps and just realizes it- y-you guys... I-I'm not the dad? -gives ballora a hurt look and sniffles-

Me: -lays down- that takes time Peter: suki, anybody would you PLEASE take Mikey with you

Peter: I'm not that big. But... Umm... -he starts to twiddle his thumbs, avoiding eye contact with her- do it? -he had completely forgotten that anyone walking by the back of the building would get a good look of a good portion of his belly and ass.-

Me: BUT IVE JUST BEEN DENIED OF THE MOST DAUNTING QUESTION IN THE UNIVERSE Peter: noodles don't expect anything more or less from Mikey

Aww cute! You are good artist friendo

I escalate very quickly but that's ok

Me: -gross crying noises- Peter: oh brother... But privyet suki

I would fuck your art don't listen to me I'm high or somethin

Me: -crying noises- it will forever be a mystery... And HIII guys Peter: hullo -waves-

Peter: -snorts- am not, I've been working... Out. -he realizes he is a bad liar, and he regrets eating a box of donuts before he came. He stops to catch his breath.- s-so -huff- I was wondering if we could... -huff-

It is grace. It will peck you in the face

Peter: do what later? -raises and eyebrow and looks at Freddy- oh, hullo! Privyet comrade. The baby is cute, da?

Peter: thanks for leaving this window open. It would have been really hard to get in here otherwise -he proceeded to heave himself up to the window, which was not an easy task on its own, and shimmy his hefty frame through.- hold on a sec

It's a birb

(Ps they have been dating for like a year or two now)

Peter: you lose a card? Like a poker card? Nonsense I'll help you find it!

Peter: -cocks his head- vhat's a v-card?