Peter: this must be your girlfriend. She's pretty for your little standards. What's your name toots?

Peter: -he turned around and waved at Samantha- hullo, I'm peter.

Peter: I don't know. I just like messin with people. -smirks and pulls down his shirt-

Peter: -he noticed she was sitting right by him. He squeezed himself into one of the desks and wheezed- oof. Stupid desks

Peter: still means I'm smart. If the word has smart in it I'll give myself that. And my ass would still be better than your sweetheart. (Evil Peter is such an asshole)

Peter: -the bell rang and peter hurried inside, he found his first class. He looked down at the rather small desks that were in the classroom-

Peter: my mass? What are you Albert Einstein? -giggles- and as I can see you don't have a gun on you. Unless you've got something in your nonexistent boobs.-

Peter: -he was by the wall, nomming on a donut. He saw Sam and blushed a bit. She was awfully cute-

Hmm you? If not I can

Sure! They meet each other in class

Yeah I think so. Peter's my only oc so... oof. What should they do?

Yay! Sam and peter? Or someone else?

(Ok, just making sure. Viagra omg yes. Peter needs some Viagra XD) peter: nothing much. It's just fascinating to watch a chimp talk.-

Hiya, wanna do a ship?

Peter: hullo! -waves- im Mari's friend

hissss

(You sure hon? -hug-) peter: what is it toots? -chews on his toothpick and puts his hands on his t h i c c hip-

Yeah. He's be thiccer too

She's one inch taller than me

Oh ok for a sec I thought it was pete