WHAT LUCKY IM FREEZING MY ASS OFFFFFFFF

My baby's chubby but no need to point it out sweetie -hugs him-

Oof it's 30 degrees. Peter: thank you. -sniffs and lays down-

(Yayyy. What to do tho) damn she was a monster

Peter: -puts his head on to you- (pandas like ear scratches)

Hey! I like it! Nice job

Lmfao

Peter: -happy panda noises- that feels nice.

Hey wanna rp

I'm a sexy ass hyena

He isss good boi peter: -leans down to get his head scratched-

Cuteeeee! I love it!

Ayyy thanks my dude

I'd rather not die actually that's a lie but eh lmfao peter: I'm not a part of thissss I just wanted cake

Peter: AAAA DONT KILL ME ME: TAKE COVER

Me: -puts on my emo edgy ass music because I can- ALL DRESSED UP AND NAKED Peter: -screams- SHIT THATS LOUD

Peter: -noms on a cupcake- I should know better to have a party with Mikey, he has a total disregard of what's a good idea or not me: aww come on you know you love me

Nah fam

-bird noises- aww yeah mr krabs peter: you guys are crazy

Yayyyy