Hey kiddooooooo

Peter: are you being alright?

Peter: that is not true! I get them donuts sometimes. Then eat them... but that’s not the point. -tries sitting himself up but fails miserably.- shit. Me: that sounds like a good idea, just gotta get something over his mouth. But I say we go with that ide

I fucking love himmmmm

Daw. Can you believe we’ve been friends for almost 2 years?

Don’t worry about it kid! I’ve just... idk

I’ve missed you kiddo

God your art is so cute

Peter: -squeaks a little- n-nyet don’t d-do that please... me: blegh. He’s the last person I’d like to do that to. I mean look at him. Peter: -scoffs and pouts- come on I’m not that bad. B-but what are you two going to do with me?

Me toooooooooooo

Peter: -he at least turns himself so that he’s on his back now.- n-nyet I didn’t! I swear. My radio isn’t even on. Even if I did no one would come... me: I thought the bat in the ass was a better idea

Yoooooo I love your art style

SUKIIIII I MISSED YOU Peter: SUKI -bear hugs you- aaaa

Peter: actually... umm I would prefer if you didn’t whack me on the head again. Me: shut up copper. I’ll stick this bat where the sun don’t shine if you don’t shut your yap.

Peter: it’s Piotr. Officer rasputin to you toshcavich. B-but just one thing... do you mind getting me up? I have a bloody nose and my face is on the ground and it’s gross. I’m hungry too... (I know he didn’t up for this he just wanted donuts)

Hose the latter.- GOD IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED -he tried kicking his legs, only to find them tied to.-

Me: -gives you a weird look.- what the fuck were you a player? Yuck. Peter: god I have such a headache. Why is there blood all over the floor and... -he tried to move his arms. As a police officer he had two options, be calm and collected, or scream. He c

Me: bingo! -pulls out his wallet.- let’s see what’s in here. Two hundred bucks... and a condom. Where did you find that donut anyways? Peter: h-huh? Where...

Me: you’re right. -starts tying him up and checks his head.- yup, that’s going to leave a mark. -checks his pockets.- let’s see if he has his wallet...

Kiddo I’d miss you a lot. When you were going to... Well I cried a lot. But I feel that way too sometimes.