Awww baby it’s okay -pat- peter: -he noticed that Marshall locked eyes with him and with a blush he looked away. He sure hoped Marshall liked... well, bigger guys. He got up and went over to Marshall, sitting himself down in the chair across from him-

Okay let’s continue then

I would smash too -COUGH-

Don’t worry he’s a fatass but I love and cherish him. He’s my precious cinnamon roll that happens to be tubby

Yeah he’s a cop. Wait so how do you want to rp

Fucking fatass. Come to think of it he ate a lot of my food

Oh yeah I remember peter ate a whole cake once

Peter: what a terrible country! Where the hell do you live

(Aww it’s okay I’ll start) peter: -the cop was sitting alone at the bar, listlessly stirring at his vodka. He couldn’t help but notice a rather cute guy at the end of the bar, but who knows, he may be straight-

For the sake of you and your pants don’t do this

For the love of god don’t try this

-screaming- god no I love spongebob (it’s fine that you don’t like it but) AAAAA

Aaa thank you. Silly Russian tried eating too much now he has to get new pants

Okay. Maybe peter and Marshall can meet at a bar

Coolio -finger guns- all that’s left is to pick a scenario to start with

I guess romantic then. Which character would you like to have? I’ll have peter as mine

I’ll help you out. First of all, what would you like to rp? A romantic one or something?

It isss want to rp? I’ll keep you company

Wink wonk what’s poppin b

Hey babe