Peter: have you done anything illegal? Cause if not I’m just putting cuffs on you to be kinky

I’m on!

Peter: unfortunately they don’t make uniforms any bigger than this -tugs at it-

Aaaa hello friends I’m back

Marshall!

Peter: da I think so. Stupid doggy door

Peter: gee this is great... -noms on donuts- I guess this will help me pass the time

Poor baby was just trying to help. Keep in mind trying to shove a 420 pound and 6 ft 11 boi into a doggy door

Yeah thumbtack tried helping but he was more poking his ass than anything peter: da I know! I was trying to be a gentleman and not have Mikey do it but I guess I was kinda sorta too big

i love it thanks so much

aaaaaaa thanks sorry i didn't see this I'm so busy

Pssstt liza if your not busy could you draw Pete and thumbtack (not nsfw just being gay)

IF YOUR OLD THAT MAKES ME ANCIENT

The undertale fandom is so toxic

Peter: man I wish I had abs like that... me: lunar is me. I’ll wear my hoodie even if it means I have a heat stroke

Peter: AAAA FUCK TURN IT OFF (you should watch the Minecraft version of heart shaped chest I’m crying my dude)

Haha fuck yeah peter: you are literally an annoying 8 year old that bugs people to let them play Minecraft on their phones go away

Woah cool can I play angry birds on you

My love and affection will heal you b

Peter: sorry I didn’t mean to hit you that hard that’s just what I do to mikey when he watches porn