Peter: da! Oh goodness my little comrade I thought you gone!

Oh my lord no homos allowed on this app

Aww good night kiddo

Peter: BINDI I MISSED YOU -bear hugs him-

Hey I’m here I’m queer and fucking ready to have a sleepover peter: hullo everyone!

Sign me up daddy

What the hell. That’s so wack

Who is that?

Peter: aww geez. You’re the worst. -lays on floor- now I’m going to starve! Me: Pete the last thing you need is candy

Peter: I want them! They look like candies.

-dies-

Awww bye baby

Don’t call the police on me! They’ll take my PORN

Peter: I might be pregnant. I have sex with a man and I don’t take birth control me: I don’t think that’s how it works

Do you have any headcanons for our beautiful child or the dads?

No problem! Thanks again.

Cereal is just breakfast soup

Woah! I can taste verbs that’s how high I am

-screaming-

Peter would be the overprotective anxious dad and Thumba would be the cool dad