-he blinked- “damn, guess not” -he looked around and pulled a pack outta his bag- “here”

-he looked around- “do you have squirtes here, they have them in tennessee. they’re like gushers but they taste like plastic and glue” (this is a fact)

-he put the snail down- “be free my baby” - before following you-

(i’m basing his attention span and just random slew of thoughts on my own so, i’m great at this)

-he nodded- “born and raised!” -he seemed proud- “yap, it’s pretty cool sometimes, you should visit one day” -he picks up a snail and puts it on his head-

-he nodded- “pretty sick right?” -he put his shirt back on and fixed his hair, and rummaged through his bag and found what looked like a fake plant and he put it on the ground- “wow…. nature”

-he wriggles out and sets his bag down (it’s full of anything he could find and pick up) and takes off his shirt, a giant inner ring symbol burned into his back, he is from the main ring of hell where the big man lives-

-he looked up at you- “you’re pretty and can actually see me so” -he shrugged- “why not”

(I K N O W 🫣🫣🫣))

he’s very much comfortable with strangers and is very much the “wanna see me do a back flip, i ate a big” type person))

-he paused, and thought- “u h h h h i dunno. i was just kinda dropped off and i’ve been here for a few days” -he paused and looked around- “i ate a rat”

-he looked at you and huffed- “w e l l for your information, there weren’t many instructions” -he picked up a lil flower-

-he let you, and gently head butted you, his lil horns hitting first- “well my names valentine”

-he looked and giggled to himself- “this is fun, i’m having fun” -he walked and touched your ear- “what’s your name tall man”

-he blinked, and decided to follow, watching you walk and just kinda watching you in a “ayo wtf is this- that’s w o a “ kinda way, occasionally poking something-

-he looked at him, blinked again then watched him get up- “goddamn your tall-“ -he stood up straight, not helping his height much-

-he blinked one eye then the other- “iii- am here on office business of the inner circle- so…t o p s e c r e t.” (he spelled it out) -he gave you a smug look and crossed his arms-

-he hid behind a tree and turned back, like “a a a “ before collecting himself and like- walking back over and kinda watching him. he was sent to kinda just- be here.. like baby sitting for satan in a way-

-he dropped whatever he was holding and with a puff of pink smoke he turned into a rabbit and hopped away-

-he paused, picking something up. he kinda stared at Asmodel with the “ohshit” face-

Valentine was most likely sneaking around, tryna see what he could get his grubby lil hands on-