im the weird friend you forgot about and shows up at your wedding for a cake and to have no social interaction

oh no... anyways...

hey im odd. I like to give people weapons and healing items and I will always accept donations... just call me odd...

Do something called pity candy-ing. So, once you have a great stash, go home and dump it out. People will give you more candy because they will feel bad for you. Simple.

That's nice of him.

sweet.

True...

What did he give you...?

What do you think genius?

hu- *visible confusion* :l

w h a

waitwaitwait

Odd: Wait... I forgot someone to bring... *teleports away*

Susie: ...who would he bring- no... he wouldnt...

Rals: hm?

*teleports back with Lancer in a cage and more calm*

Susie: sweet god.

Lancer: uh, sorry for before and uh... thanks for kind of saving my life... here! A gift. Enjoy!

Odd: *looks down at lancer* thats nice of ya. Alright thats enough of you.

*poof*

oh noes

Oh hi Peter. Didn't see you there. Welcome to the party. A little something for showing up *gives a nicecream* enjoy :p

Susie: *eating a slice of cake*

Rals: *taking photos for some reason*

No...

*my dancing skills in a nutshell*

well too bad buster only one way to find out

Everyone: *sings happy birthday*

Susie: ..and maybe mooooore!
Rals: its "many more" susie-
Susie: oops. Just blow out the candle.

Susie: I will protect this little soldier with all my heart. Nothing will happen to her.

Rals: oh thats sweet. When did you enroll?

Susie: I just did. Online. Kinda weird how they don't even ask you to come in... hm.