Susie: stay away from your mom... whatever you do...don't go near your mom...

Odd: ...wh-

Susie: she was made out of an echo flower dammit. Didnt she tell you this

Odd: I have the smooth brain the size of a peanut. You think I can remember these things?

Susie: ...

Ralsei: alrighty...

Susie: so I heard your moms pregnant

Odd: ...thats a random thing to say...

Ralsei: I gotta say, they are a pretty color.

Hm. I gotta meet them someday...

Yeah go to bed before you want more echo flowers...

Everyone: gasp*

Lancer: no. My eyes are forbidden for anyone to see >:(

Susie: c'mon lancer!

Lancer: ...sorry Susie. No.

Susie: hmph. Alright...

Lancer: of course I am im the great Lancer ;3

Odd: ..glad you like the drawing.

okay here you go... *gives the echo flower* enjoy...?

Heh. *teleports glow to her house* eh... I have one in the inventory I can get you one...

Why is she craving echo flowers...

Hm. Alrighty... im just gonna back away slowly •_•

Hey guys i... brought... coffee... bad time?

so long buster heheh

Odd: hey. Thats great! ...don't worry im not going crazy anymore I had very bad brain damage... WAIT DONT HEAD OUT THE FRONT DOOR YOU MAY GET STUCK IN THE 'KITTY MEW MEW' CHAT THING JUST TELEPORT OUT THE BACK-

Ralsei so cute a

Grilby: Tomorrow at 9. See you then.

Again meanwhile outside:

Susie: ...when will he come back

Dr Alphys: depends where his last save point was...

Susie: my phones ringing its probably him... *answers phone*

Odd on the phone: hey uh... im at ruins... I will see you in a day and a half...?

Susie: god dammit odd why didn't you save at your house

Odd on the phone: shut up im just gonna teleport there.

Susie: ...mkay.

Odd: *hangs up*

Odd: BOO! I have arrived.

Susie: glad your back...

Dr Alphys: ...im gonna uh walk away now... hey nothing important but what version of mew mee do you like best one or two.

Susie: what the hell is that-

Dr Alphys: I have a lot to fill you in on...

Odd: *sneaks out into grilbys* hey glow how did it go?

Grilby: congrats. Thanks again. Your hired.

Meanwhile outside:

Dr Alphys: wh- ho- HE PROBABLY HAS BRAIN DAMAGE THEN- he needs to reset.

Odd: dO iT aLrEaDy

Susie: ...if you say so. *grabs out axe* 3...2...1... *BONK*

*Odd has fallen

Grilby: ah. Are you good at greeting customers and remembering things?

Meanwhile outside:

Dr alphys: *taking her daily walk and sees odd on the ground* ...what is going on here!?

Susie: he's in pain-

Grilby: Lets get started. First, what makes you wanna join grilbys?

MEANWHILE OUTSIDE:

Odd: scrEEEEE

Susie: dude shut up

Odd: kill me

Susie: s h u t. U p.