Odd: *inhales*

Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shadows.
It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.
It was a LEGEND of DARK.
This is the legend of DELTA RUNE
For millenia, LIGHT and DARK have lived in balance,
Bringing peace to the WORLD.
But if this harmony were to shatter...
a terrible calamity would occur.
The sky will run black with terror
And the land will crack with fear.
Then, her heart pounding...
The EARTH will draw her final breath.
Only then, shining with hope...
Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge.
A HUMAN,
A MONSTER,
And a PRINCE FROM THE DARK.
Only they can seal the fountains
And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the WORLD saved from destruction.
Today, the FOUNTAIN OF DARKNESS- ...are you listening?

Ariz: too much to handle

Thats pretty op.

Odd: Fira we will talk later about babies now I'm gonna meet you guys in delta. I'm gonna teach Ariz over here the basics of a lighter...

Ariz: what's a lighter-

Odd: we have a lot to talk about... *puts hands on Ariz's shoulders*

Ariz: hey what are you-

*poof*

Ah yes. Good times. Hey, we were just about to head down to delta. Feel like joining the party?

Temmie in odds inventory: TEMMEH!

Odd: ...why is temmie in my inventory- WHY IS A KID IN MY INVENTORY- OH GOD I HOPE HE DIDNT SUFFOCATE- *odd pulls out ben* ...uh. I think you lost this. *hands ben over to peter*

Rando kid: I WANT TO GO!! IT SOUNDS SO MUCH FUNNN!

Odd: ...sorry fira our lesson has to end here- KID! WE ARE GOING TO DELTA. Wait what even is your name-

Ariz: uhm. You should know- my name is Ariz!

Odd: ...ok. WE ARE GOING TO DELTA-

Oh but did you know that 1 + 1 can equal more than 2- I'll stop.

Odd: HAH! Nice one, Serif.

Rando kid: ...w-what? Deltarune? Monsters? That sounds so cool... what is it?

Rando child: ...thank you...? Hey, whats... a dark dollar...?

*inhales* so when a mother and a father- OO MY PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE-

e...-

rando kid: :'c (they have never seen a monster in their life)

Fira come with me. We have a lot to talk about.

*stares at serif and nods* meh. It's my training time and I'm late. Peace.

*you see a flash of fire across the room*

Mhm. Well uhh. Try to keep it in a cage while you give him it... they like to scramble...

mhm. here's a little sample. HAHAANYWAYS uh... cheese.

The random kid listening to his presentation: :c

Odd: I'm a good teacher. I should get a raise.

*inhales* c o o k i e

ah. alright.

*snicker* tHeY nEeD tO kNoW tOo yKnOw