Do you like potatos and here’s that dare make me and you staring at a pack of Oreos

Wait I’m 4 inches taller than you HECK YEAH FIRST TIME THATS HAPPEND

Uh oh

No one knows where I live because I stumbled apon this app by accident and all my friends either aren’t allowed to have apps like this or don’t got a phone or a flip phone

Okie dokie

I said you are correct ( and I forgot it’s Soviet anthem )

You look like my friend but male

No, please no JUST PLEASE NO

Ok just grab knife duh

Ok put me eating a whole thing of Oreos and choking on them

Ok it’s bothering me this is the word I hate Bieng spelt wrong so it’s weird you put wired this is the only time I will correct you it’s only when you misspell weird it bothers me so much I’m sorry -_- hope you can forgive me

Bro good morning ? It’s 12:12 am for me

BRO THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME

Bro you don’t look like I expected you to look

Wat how

Cool

Uh who? Social security number, address, name, birth place, age, daily routine. Gimmie now imma make them commit not live :)

Correct our vodka

Ironic for some reason auto corrected thought I meant something else

And thanks